Projects

  • Quantum Snooze Button

    Alarm exists in superposition until observed. You are always late in at least one timeline.

  • 404: Project Not Found

    This card is a placeholder wearing a fake mustache. The real project is hiding behind the couch.

  • Email for Pigeons

    SMTP over breadcrumbs. Delivery time: 3–14 business pigeons, weather permitting.

  • Infinite Loading Spinner

    A performance art piece disguised as a UI component. Users report feeling productive anyway.

  • Semicolon Insurance

    SaaS product that underwrites your JavaScript style choices. Premium tier covers optional chaining regret.

  • Cloud Toaster API

    REST endpoint that browns bread based on lunar phase. Webhook fires when the crust achieves enlightenment.

  • Git Blame, But Audible

    Every commit plays a tiny trumpet solo. Merge conflicts sound like two kazoos arguing.

  • Reverse PDF

    Converts any document back into a tree. Currently supports oak, birch, and mild panic.

  • Moisture-Powered Keyboard

    Types only when room humidity exceeds 82%. Caps Lock is governed by dew point.